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Blog

words. not paintings.

Here's where I give updates on my paintings. And myself doing paintings. And occasionally nothing related to paintings at all.

 

5-28-07

Ok I've decided to get an actual blog like everyone else. So from now on

my blog is here.

 


5-25-07

Many people ask me if I sign my paintings. I sign them on the back in sharpie like so:

This is lovely but not as awesomly art exploitive as it could be. Soooo...to thank all my donors who give over $1,000 (which is currently no one haha), they will receive their free painting with my signature PAINTED on the FRONT. Woo! That's gotta be worth millions more. So don't hesitate to support the arts now.

 


5-22-07

I'm now officially a Bachelor of Fine Arts according to Carnegie Mellon University. Hooray! That means I'll have a lot more time to paint. That also means I've aquired starving artist status. As of now, I am attempting to support myself with free paintings. (I know that doesnt sound very bright but I swear CMU is a smart school.) So keep the request coming and if anyone out there wants to hire a brilliant mind like me, check out my portfolio here. I'm pretty good at a bunch of things so I'm thinking maybe someone will pay me to do one (or many) of those said things. Commissions? Careers? I'm not picky. But anyway, check back often because I'll definitely have time to update the gallery frequently now.

 


5-2-07

i've got more canvases now. yay! thanks to people's generous donations i'm back arting. (yes its a verb.) so keep the requests coming.

 


5-1-07

well now i've run out of canvases. if you're an art supplies company and want to sponsor me...yay! email me right now! but until then, i'm going to have to search online or start making my own. anyone have suggestions?

 


4-26-07

thanks very much to everyone who's promoted my website. i'm now flooded with requests. if you're loaded or really passionate about getting my art quickly, give me a donation and you'll move up on my list. otherwise, just be patient and i'll get to you. Check out the gallery to see the new stuff I've posted.