24 Jan

24) Third Beer Assault

Shot no.: 24
Song title: Third Beer Assault
Style: Country
Encouraged activity: Hurling caps at others
Excluded targets: People that have finished three beers, Ali Spagnola

Three beers deep is exactly the time you are uninhibited enough to start launching projectiles but still composed enough to control their flight pattern. So this song is an interactive tune that commands you to send your caps and beer tabs airborne. Go ahead and hurl those missiles at anyone who hasn’t finished three beers yet.

I realize this is a clear invite to start throwing caps at me on stage at my concerts. Luckily my fans haven’t figured that out yet. Unluckily, I just announced the idea on the internet. I guess now I’ll have to get out the shield that goes with my suit of armor from Drinking With a Helmet for this song.

Clearly, a country song with a chuggin’ train rhythm and a train whistle simulated by my harmonica licks is the perfect accompaniment to hurling things. It’s got a kickin’ groove, so get dancing once you’ve run out of ammo.

Download the song: Third Beer Assault - The Power Hour Album

Lyrics:
You should be on beer number three and if you are
Throw your cap at the one who is not that far

If you’re keeping up then it’s a right that you have earned
To hit those slackers and make them learn

You should be on beer number three and if you are
Throw your cap at the one who is not that far

Ripping tabs off cans is fun
Let that be your reprimand weapon

You should be on beer number three and if you are
Throw your cap at the one who is not that far

Categories: 60 Days of Drinking
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