07 Jan

7) Double Fisting

Shot no.: 7
Song title: Double Fisting
Style: Rockabilly
What is better than a beer: 2 beers

Ahhh, Double Fisting. The song that, on YouTube, has related videos that are all filthy. The song that iTunes names “Double F*****g”. Let me just assure you Double Fisting is only about the (mostly) harmless act of drinking two beers at one time.

Yes, the best complement to a beer is another beer. In the lyrics I also present the concept of triple fisting. Only the most talented individuals will take on this challenge but the result is quite joyous. Take a look at the photo taken the moment I accomplished this feat. I wouldn’t recommend quadruple fisting. That’s just crazy talk. Though I have seen the impressive double fisting/drunk dial combo.

I’ve found that having two drinks at once is seen as a bit taboo. (Certainly not as taboo as Doubl F*****g, but I digress.) I feel as though people look down on me when I have a beer with a side of beer or order two drinks at weddings. Come on! Open bars are just asking for you to double fist. Plus, in a world of multitasking and efficiency, one should actually be embarrassed if one is ever caught merely drinking A beer. Your other hand is just there wasting time when it could be helping you get more done. Drinking a beer while you drink a beer. Welcome to the future. Go ahead and cheers yourself.

Download the song: Double F*****g - The Power Hour Album

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Lyrics:
God gave you two hands for a reason
You’re fully equipped for double fisting
Beer with a side of beer

You probably didn’t even know something like this existed
But if you’re crazy you’ll even try triple fisting

God gave you two hands for a reason
You’re fully equipped for double fisting
Beer with a side of beer

What’s better than a beer? Two beers
And this way you can give yourself cheers

God gave you two hands for a reason
You’re fully equipped for double fisting
Beer with a side of beer

Categories: 60 Days of Drinking
  1. March 14th, 2012 at 10:33 | #1

    No idea why, but I’ve got this song stuck in my head today. W00t!

  1. August 8th, 2013 at 21:54 | #1