It's inevitable when you play this game
By now someone's knocked their bottle down
I know some people that are so bad
They'd be better off with a tarp following them around
So get out the paper towels
Or toilet paper or Kleenex
Or Fido or your friend's sweatshirt
And sop it up
But don't care that much
Only do it well enough so no one slips and gets hurt
Clean up that spill
Yeah I'm talking to you
What you think no one noticed?
Clean your friend's pants first
Then work on the floor
Clean up that spill