You can't drink when you're walking down the street because
You'll make a mess. You gotta pause for the cause
Don't worry about open container laws
The bigger problem is getting beer in your schnoz

You gotta sip, then walk, then pause for the cause, come on
Sip, walk, then pause for the cause, alright
Sip, then walk, then pause for the cause, come on
Sip, then walk, then pause for the cause

So next time you've got a travel cup and no straw
Just follow this one simple law

You gotta sip, walk, then pause for the cause, come on
Sip, then walk, then pause for the cause, alright
Sip, then walk, then pause for the cause, yeah
Sip, then walk, then pause for the cause