I'm pretty sure Jesus loved power hours
Refilling kegs with his holy powers
Of course he used a sundial to keep time
Instead of beer he used wine
Doing shots with the divine
And he'd play songs like I saw the sign
And it opened up my eyes. I saw the sign

Carpentry was the only way
To make shot glasses in that day
This game was something to do besides pray
And they'd do two in a row on Christmas Day
I'm pretty sure Jesus loved power hours