You should be on beer number three and if you are
Throw your cap at the one who is not that far

If you're keeping up then it's a right that you have earned
To hit those slackers and make them learn

You should be on beer number three and if you are
Throw your cap at the one who is not that far

Ripping tabs off cans is fun
Let that be your reprimand weapon

You should be on beer number three and if you are
Throw your cap at the one who is not that far