Some complain it tastes like water
But I say the less taste the better
Imagine playing this game with Guinness
And that's why I have to thank goodness

For light beer / It's almost clear
And you can drink more
Before you hit the floor

Keg stands with dark ales wouldn't be as fun I think
Why party with booze your grandpa likes to drink?
If your beer's as thick as syrup you have to drink less
And that's why I have to thank goodness

For light beer
It's almost clear
And you can drink more
Before you hit the floor