It's that time you start feeling a little weird
Go ahead and text someone that's not here

What better way for you to waste ten cents?
Just make sure you don't send to your parents
Type what you're thinking and then hit send
It's OK if you spelled "of" with a colon

Go ahead and text someone that's not here
Who needs home keys when you've got a thumb?
Let's just hope T9 predicts the right one
Or maybe send some swear words to your ex
Or tell your friend you're at "clip drinking hand concept"

Go ahead and text someone that's not here