Honesty seems to be so easy with booze
Though I think people would tell the truth if you secretly gave them O'Doul's
Either way drinking's a good excuse to tell the truth

Maybe you do look fat in that
Or I hooked up with your roommate Matt
It was actually me that killed the cat

Of course I can tell your boobs are fake
That vegetarian meal was actually steak
This relationship sucks. I need a break

I kind of think Mickey Mouse is hot
And Kenny G is my weak spot
I watch porn a whole lot

If you want the facts from your friends then beer 'em
'Cause alcohol is truth serum