If you're wasted and you know it you're not wasted
If you're wasted and you know it you're not wasted
If you're really truly gone
You will think that nothing's wrong
If you really think you're drunk you're probably wrong

If you're smashed and you know it you should drink
If you're smashed and you know it you should drink
If you're actually that cranked
You will think that you're a tank
And you'll tell your friends that you have barely drank

If you're slammed and you know it you're not slammed
If you're slammed and you know it you're not slammed
If you could blow a two
You will probably have no clue
So if you think you're slammed finish your brew

If you're wrecked and you know it you're probably wrong
If you're wrecked and you know it you're probably wrong
Looking back tomorrow
Is the only way to know
And you probably won't remember I told you so