(The big guys drink harder)
You can eat before
You can alternate with water
No matter what you do
The big guys drink harder

Keeping up with tanks is hard to do
So little guys we salute you
Lightweights
Lightweights

(The big guys drink harder)
We'll pretend that you're
Not only using half that shot glass
It's kind of tough
When you weigh less than a six pack

Keeping up with tanks is hard to do
So little guys we salute you
Lightweights
Lightweights

(The big guys drink harder)