If an officer of the law makes you walk the line
Just give him a taste of your dancing divine
It's really easy. Just try to walk straight
Inevitably S curves are your fate

It is the S curve jig
It is the S curve jig

As you're walking down the street
Just trying to play it cool and think you're discreet
Everyone can plainly tell
And it's not only 'cause you fell

It is the S curve jig
It is the S curve jig