Efficient drinking
No time for thinking
Or even blinking
Efficient drinking

If you let your body sober up
While you're sitting sipping on that cup
You're not being cost effective
Keep your eye on the objective

Efficient drinking
No time for thinking
Or even blinking
Efficient drinking

Metabolizing is a waste of time and money
Not to mention all of those calories
So until you're rolling
in it like a rockstar
The smart choice is to be drinking like a rockstar

Efficient drinking
No time for thinking
Or even blinking
Efficient drinking