Substance abuse is terrible kid
Especially the stuff our government forbids
Let me tell you drugs are dangerous
You can hurt yourself if you're careless

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Alcohol is my anti-drug
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Take all that energy and do something safe
Skip all the pot and have a beer in place

Whoa Oh Oh Oh Oh Oooh
Alcohol is my anti-drug