Uh, ho, one, two, three, four
I wrote this song drunk
I might be playing this song drunk
You're probably hearing this song drunk
Mmm this song drunk

Come on, oh yeah, now don't you think it's fitting
That I would write a song when I've been drinking
'Cause this right here it is a power hour
And you're drunk, too

I wrote this song drunk
Something this song drunk
La la this song drunk
Mmm this song drunk

Now don't you dare go trying this at home
Just leave drunk art to trained professionals
'Cause I thought this would help me be creative
But I was wrong

I wrote this song drunk
You are this song drunk
This is this song drunk
Mmm this song drunk