Drunk running ooo drunk running
You hardly realize you're doing it
Drunk running ooo drunk running
What a painless way to get fit
Drunk running ooo drunk running
Nothing about it is illegal
Drunk running ooo drunk running
Just try your best not to fall

It's the best way to get where you're going
And of course it's so much fun
If this were a race I would definitely be ahead
I should probably enter a decathlon wasted

Drunk running ooo drunk running
You hardly realize you're doing it
Drunk running ooo drunk running
What a painless way to get fit