19 Feb

(770): I have a snake around my neck named Monty & am surrounded by friars looking for out dead

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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

08 Feb

(989): I think I love you

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08 Feb

(210): This makes me happy. Howdy from Texas.

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Rating: 10.0/10 (1 vote cast)

25 Feb

(469): I am a BIG fan of your wall outlet in your video. The silent backup character… always watching…

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Rating: 9.7/10 (7 votes cast)

09 Feb

(215): I’m not drunk, but I did just spend 30 minutes at work discovering you on the youtubes instead of doing what I’m being paid to do. Sooooo in term

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Rating: 9.7/10 (3 votes cast)

26 Feb

(412): I’ve played your power hour twice in three days. Am I am alcoholic?

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Rating: 9.5/10 (4 votes cast)

25 Feb

(412): – we are going to get hammered drinking tequila while talking about monkey backpacks

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Rating: 9.5/10 (2 votes cast)

08 Feb

(513): Ali is hot!

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Rating: 9.5/10 (15 votes cast)

19 Feb

(908): haha how else would I feel famous for texting you. You know unless I checked http://www.alispagnola.com/shot27/ Wheeler drunk and plugging your website!

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Rating: 9.3/10 (3 votes cast)

13 Aug

(+52): Writing a drunk text being completely sober… lol also enjoying your music in my country, Mexico. U r great!

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Rating: 9.2/10 (5 votes cast)

18 Feb

(908): you’re also good at making sings alerting people to drink.

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Rating: 9.0/10 (5 votes cast)

27 Apr

(702): RASPBERRY ZINGERS

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20 Oct

(412): Hey, me! You should drunk text you more often. People will totally think it’s cool, I swear. -Ali

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Rating: 8.7/10 (11 votes cast)

26 Feb

(724): Drunk text!

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Rating: 8.7/10 (3 votes cast)

19 Feb

(908): stupid auto correct. Wheee!

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Rating: 8.5/10 (2 votes cast)

23 Jan

(412): Kay….so um only gunna arest peepel who r drunkir then me….allmost dun..werkin 7-3..

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Rating: 8.0/10 (3 votes cast)

18 Feb

(469): Oops… forgot the “shot27″! LOL. Yep I’m druuuuuunk! Woooooo!

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Rating: 8.0/10 (1 vote cast)

08 Feb

(210): Your hot! Wanna fuck?!

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Rating: 7.7/10 (10 votes cast)

04 Aug

(610): Wednesday power hour followed by waking up 2 hours late for work. You are awesome Ali! Please play more live shows! – Zerbe

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Rating: 7.3/10 (3 votes cast)

03 Nov

(269): I have to urinate. Holding it became too painful. Also, there’s zombies outside.

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Rating: 7.0/10 (4 votes cast)